The 3 Ami-joes!
Anna Kendrick singing “Time After Time” as drunk Natalie Keener in Up in the Air
Sooo I didn’t know a full version of this existed until now… it takes serious talent to sound like that with a voice like hers.
I’m crying
GRACE
If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left.
I would like to see something that pans from left to right and just has a circle of them .
Jennifer Lawrence backstage. #conan (at Warner Bros Stage 15)
love her
Reblogging for the guy in the background
This little girl had run away from her mother and father’s dinner party because there were too many old people there. I let her play with Toothache for a while, and…
-Slendy
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-TOTHEARK
Needless to say, we lost both of our dinners and the emo little dope lost his plasma pistol…
-Slendy
Found it, but I don’t know what it’s from
DEAR GOD
ITS CREEPIER WITHOUT THE FILTER
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Hello children…
Toothache and I have just reciently finished some renivations on our shack in the woods… Using chemicals we made the paint peel all the more… We put a new level of sand and gravel on the drive… And most importantly we extended the basement into the sewer system, Toothache was happy to have somewhere new to play…
It is raining right now and the little dolt is “being a bird bath” under our skylight… Why should I ruin the fun of the crows and warn him about them shitting in his mouth..?
Is anyone else upset by Burger King’s new sweet potato fries..? I mean the ketchup is supposed to be the sweet part and the fries should be salty… And it just doesn’t strike me as right when a kiddy meal has the option of healthy fries… It’s not right at all… It will make our Thanksgiving meal more traditional though, and as you know, I love puritanical traditions of early America…
Speaking of Thanksgiving, how will you children be celebrating..? (I hope it’s in the WOODS..!) We may have that little hoodlum over too, that is if he can refrain from stealing from my personal library again…
I also see that we have received two new subscribers, welcome… Should you ever have any questions or comments feel free to drop us a line… Mind you Toothache manages most of the technical aspects of this though so while we may not get to you right away, I’m sure we will eventually…
Well, the water and shit have filled his mouth and are flooding the main room now, I should go and pour him out now…
Good bye for now children…
-Slendy
Family reunion.
SHOULD I LAUGH OR CRY
*internal screaming*
The best thing is that no one invited THAT brother…



















